I hate that so many people identify with this sheesh
I’d say we found Penny’s OTP
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
I just told my cat that I love her and leaned over to kiss her and she gave me this look like if you touch me again I’m gonna rip your ovaries out and make you watch as I eat them
I fucking cannot stand men in general! Sure there are some who are cool guys but the majority of my experience has been that men are assholes. If a girl tells a guy that she just wants to be friends with him that guy should not randomly show up at her house while she’s sleeping and text her that he’s there and then get all pissy later when she is freaked out and doesn’t want to hang out with him anymore! For the love of god either learn how to JUST BE FRIENDS or stop being a fucking whiney little baby when girls stop talking to you cuz you freak them the fuck out! FOR FUCKS SAKE! It’s a good thing this creepy little asshole is moving cuz I cannot stand another minute of his creepy ass bullshit. Sorry just had to get that off my chest. But while I’m at it how many fucking girls does one man need??? And if a man is married he should not give his number to other girls and tell those girls what he’d wanna do with them in the event that they were at a bar together. All three are different guys. I’m so done with men. Like honestly idk what the fuck gives men the idea that this kind of behavior is okay! Thank goodness I’m into women or else I’d probably just swear off sexual relationships of any kind at this point in my life.
I had a dream last night in which my family was looking at a picture of a sloth and they had no idea what it was and I was just like it’s a sloth! Have you people never been on the fucking internet?? And I was just really pissed at them and took it really personally that they didn’t know what a freaking sloth looks like